THE WIND UP
IT DROPS DOWN, LINES IT UP, AND HAULS BACK AND *tiny smork noise*
this is literally a live action looney toon lol
That's a nifty unicorn!
It’s the immediate hauling ass that kills me 🤣
mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute
me when i fucking get you
the sequel to cats
We fall-
imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.
She took my ability to die in the divorce
weirdly enough it feels like you have no enemies in endwalker. the garleans are aggravating but they’re too fucked up to do anything and felt more like a catch and pull the ticks off program for hypernationalists. zenos was there I guess. fandaniel made himself out to be a big villain but he killed himself pretty early in and then we hit zodiark over the head with a cinder block and he died. zodiark wasn’t even a character in the end but a self-inflicted prison. fandaniel had the faith the the natural despair and unwillingness to go on in people would destroy them without him even needing to be there but he was wrong. hermes was our friend. all the blasphemies are friends and family and countrymen and in one of the dungeon you find vrtra shielding them under his wing while they maul him and he says forgive me these are children of thavnair. you wipe the tears off of a dying dude and that’s the difference between him becoming a blasphemy or not. the answer to meteion wasn’t killing or sealing her but finding her at the end of everything and holding her hand. there was a future for everyone so long as they wished for it. it was very uhhh
& that’s something i both struggle with and really love to see at the finale of a video game that was all like rahhh kill war weapon of light
*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????
you understand.
at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
